The Fox and I were on the prowl for just THEE right spot to spend a Saturday afternoon. You know the kind of place. The joint where you can get a “stiff ass” drink and a cool atmosphere. We stumbled into The Mission Tobacco Lounge and we could not have made a better choice.
You may have rolled through here back in the day when it was just smokes and cigars. Roll through today. The power of booze compels you. I promise you you will not be disappointed.
Bill, the owner slash proprietor, showed us an exclusive tour of the newly refurbished lounge, poured us THEE best dirtys and bloodys evah and promised the best cougar night in town. Ladies, Wednesday is YOUR night. $4 margaritas, martinis and daquiris.
The harried businessperson is NOT forgotten. Happy hour is Monday through Friday from 4 to 7 pm and includes $3.50 domestics and wells plus a complimentary buffet. Where are you going to get generously poured drinks and a free meal. Past chow has included nachos, tacos, burritos and rice and beans.
You want more? Well, friends, MTL happens to have full service massage services available right here. Know Knot’s Massage is located right on the premises of this faboo spot. Ask them about their deals when you imbibe at MTL. They also provide massages for a dollar a minute for us tired, overworked downtown business people in addition to a full array of services.
Okay, final joy: they have purse hooks underneath the bar. Can’t beat that with a stick.
I will post pix asap. Get your ass over here.
Update:
Here are some photos from the exclusive tour. Not the best photography since my camera ran out of juice. I took them with my BlackBerry Curve. Enjoy!
Daily specials. Something every day!
Tables facing stage. Check out their site for entertainment schedule.
Private lockers.
Best Bloody Mary, especially if you love a kick!
Nice dirty martini.
Delicious turkey sandwich just the way YOU want it. Much better in person.
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